“In my group of friends the girls make the guys jizz in their pants”

So… This is something I heard this girl that’s a friend of a friend say randomly tonight. It just got me thinking: wow the things some people say. Haha. So I decided to talk about Overheard at VT.

There is this facebook group called Overheard at Vt and it’s a place where anyone (mostly VT students) post things that they overheard around campus. There’s all these things about dirty things people hear and they think it’s the funniest thing ever. All the stuff is pretty funny. I’ll give you some examples:
1. In Pritchard halls:

Girl: "I'm going through such a hard time and I just found out my sister lost her virginity..."

2. In West AJ
Guy 1: The race is the best place to take a date
Guy 2 : Why?
Guy 1: You drink and you can't hear anything she says

3. Girl on phone in Johnson:
"So at the game I was at last night, there were all these people with signs saying how tech should be in the N-double C-A"

4. right before a midterm, Guy 1:"So, this test lets out at 7:30, right?" Guy 2: "Yeah, man." Guy 1: "So, that means I can be drunk by 8. That works." Guy 2: "Dude, I'm gonna be drunk by 7:45."

5. Professor: "I may be big and fat, but I am smaller than an elephant. Well, except for the one in my office."

I tried to get some different ones on there, so you can see for yourself the different kinds of funny people here. If you haven’t been to the group or joined the group on facebook you definitely need to take a look. It’s a good laugh and I whenever I’m down, it cheers me up.