Tuesday, March 16, 2010

What happens when you lose your virginity? (Flarf)

Sex is perfectly normal except for herpes.

I'm curious to know what happens to you after you've just had sex
Does it hurt/bleed a lot during a mentral cycle?
Planned Parenthood is emotional when reading about having sexual intercourse for the first time
Can you loose your virginity horseback riding ?
Rip off my clothes and see what happens
What happens if you swallow semen?
What happens when you lose your penis?
This just happened:
An hour ago was your wedding
And you bled like an hour after
You may begin to stress out
I will not be making that mistake again.

If you lose it in your 20s, or 30s then this is a different case.
Your body hurts
You don’t know what to expect
You get ponchos
You bleed like a tight ring of muscles

Can you lose your virginity to a tampon?
What happens if you dont eat food only water for one whole week?

You always remember when the deed finally happens
Were you in Canada?
How about the 8 most likely places?
1. In World of Warcraft
2. Taiwan
3. While you sleep
4. Vegas
5. During a court date
6. At school
7. Confessional booth
8. Dad’s pool table
So what is it like?
Feeling like you’re going to puke?
Does your body feel flexible?
How does a vibrator make you not lose your virginity?
Let me tell you what happens when you squeeze, you're juice-less spine
You’ll be respected more
What happens when two bullets collide?
Did you pop your cherry?
Write to your boyfriend about the topic.
He will put you on house arrest.

2 comments:

  1. I think it's funny how someone asked about losing their virginity horseback riding.

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  2. this is hilarious, i think you should continue writing these for the next 8 weeks

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