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I thought since I already wrote one and it was easy, might as well do a few more and make it a blog

Puppy Chow

It looks like puppy chow
This recipe can be used as an appetizer or dessert.
It's For Breeders, Safety, and dogs with balanced nutrition that weighs 9370.
Chex Muddy Buddies is a Mid-Western United States chocolate snack.
Santa's reindeer get hungry on Oct 31st too.
It's a tasty sweet snack that your kids will love.
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Prep Time:15 min
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How to get pregnant

Fertility tips, preconception health tips, and more.
Start the old-fashioned way for a few months
Then ditch the pill
horror stories help you often to have sex
Increase your chances of a speedy conception fast with these tips and tools
Signs of pregnancy:
9-10 months after twins appear
Getting a six pack
Avoiding taking birth control for years
It can take some practice
Check out other ways:
Check out my book on things…
YourDays free online ovulation calendar
Dec 22, 2009
Are you frustrated?
Go for BabyCenter tools and tips
Charting infertility helps Laurie Morse
It’s a heartbreaking experience

What does my name mean?

Origin of name: 4th Korean language album
It says: powerful forces where the authorities agree
Recorded ways for baby names to find the meanings of companionship.
It’s a community-powered web directory.
What does my dream mean?
There is a name generator for
Sexy Fun Dating on iTunes.
To prophet mohammed:
Krysty says,. please tell me.
alyssa says,. tell me
Here you can find out rooster requirements on Japan-Guide.com

weird I know.

3 slips of paper

It was January 4th, 2053. I came across a maniac in this beautiful suburban park that I cannot speak of. This place was different than all other places. There was a swing set but nobody was on it and yet the swings were moving. There were dog toys scattered here and there but there were no dogs. And there was this man. He kind of disturbed me, for he was talking to himself. I don’t know why. He didn’t look that crazy; he had nice hair, nice features, and handsome clothing on. As far as I could tell he looked normal. He did look puzzled however. Something must have been on his mind. I decided to sneak by him and listen to what he was saying. I feel as if he was battling himself about the idea of premarital sex with his partner. Why is this such a big deal to him I wonder? He looks purely innocent. Why must this be such a big deal that he has to go around this deserted park making himself look like a fool? Beats me. “I must listen in again on his troubles,” I think to myself. So I went jogging around again and found myself listening. Again. He seemed to have trouble with this idea because there was someone in his life that he does not want to hurt. He also seems to be troubled by the fact that he isn’t sure whether or not to pursue his feelings with this person or not. From what I could hear he seemed like he was in love. But he also seemed like he may be hiding something. From the looks of him he seemed like he didn’t belong in this abandoned place but maybe all of this is a sign. Maybe his big black trenchcoat is preventing him from revealing his true feelings. Wait a sec, did he just mumble a guys name. Woah woah woah. Is he trying to decide whether he needs to come out to people and say he loves a man?! This man does have some problems to work out…



Setting: a suburban park

Character: someone walking alone and talking to themselves who doesn’t normally do that

Detail: A completely chaste love-affair among people who don’t belive in premarital sex

The teach gives us these three pieces of paper. What'd ya think of my imagination lol?

So the Big Valentines Day…

Personally I love this holiday. But I have had someone to share it with for the past 5 years I think. That seems kind of lucky to me I guess, but this past Valentines Day was the best by far. My boyfriend came down to visit and it was really special. We traded gifts on Friday, which isn’t normal I know, but we figured we would celebrate throughout the whole weekend. We then hung out with our friends and just chilled. On Saturday we had a very nice date. We went to dinner and a movie which we haven’t been able to do since the summer. It was really nice. We saw Valentine’s Day (my choice of course) and it was a really interesting movie. I don’t know If you guys want to see it; if you do don’t read the rest of it because it will ruin the entire movie. So don’t get mad if you keep reading this and it ruins it. I warned you.

So I thought this movie would just be about all these couples and them being all love-y dove-y. I found out I had an idea about it but was completely wrong with a lot of it. It all starts off with a bunch of star couples and them being really cute together. Then all of a sudden certain things happen with Ashton Kutcher and his girlfriend Jessica Alba. He asked her to marry him when the sun rose on the 14th and she just starred and didn’t know what to say as he put the ring on her finger. But then he starts to tell everyone he knows and they all seem surprised which pisses him off. Later in the movie Jessica Alba breaks up with him and leaves him and takes his dog. Other couples were shown in between but I didn’t want to confuse you. Anyways, I felt really bad for him because he was so excited at the start of the day but by the end he was very sulky. There were other couples that started and ended that way too. Patrick Dempsey and Jennifer Garner started together but then she finds out that he is secretly married and spent dinner with his wife. She came in and pretended to be the waitress and just destroyed everything. It was really funny. I’m glad she got back at him. Some other couples broke up and got with others which were surprising. O and towards the end we find out that Bradley Cooper and Eric Dane’s characters are gay for each other which was very out of the blue. It really surprised me but I guess that’s good. Brings little turns in the plots.

All in all it was a good movie. My boyfriend even admitted it haha. We laughed a lot during the movie which was good I guess? Most people didn’t laugh but o well. We had a good time. Hope your Valentine’s Day wasn’t as bad as Ashton Kutcher’s character. Mine was pretty much the exact opposite. I had a very nice time.

Snow?!?! Seriously....

So what’s with this snow all of a sudden. I feel like last year Northern Virginia we got like four inches all winter. But this year we’ve gotten about 23 inches in December and then just in January we got around seven inches. It’s only the fifth of February and we’re getting another snow storm. This one is expecting around two feet [at least] to four feet. I don’t ever remember getting that much in one season ever. I don’t doubt that it happened in time but I’m pretty sure I haven’t been alive for it.

So my friend Jim and I were talking about it recently and I gave an opinion saying it may be from global warming but, he totally disagreed. He says global warming doesn’t exist, or that it’s dying down or something. I don’t really understand. He says he has facts, like the fact that they take temperatures at 2,000 feet below sea level and those temperatures aren’t as warm as it used to be. But I kind of think that because of the extreme temperatures in the summer, the weather is like this now. I’m not a genius though so I probably have no idea what I’m talking about. I don’t know. So what do you think? Is this snow storm stuff because of global warming? Or is it because Mother Nature really wants us to have snow for four months? I wonder what summer will be like. Will it be severely hot or cool? Who knows? I guess we’ll find out.

I’m just really tired of the snow. Why do we have to see white all the time? It is fun every once and awhile, but c’mon. This isn’t really that much fun anymore. The only good thing now is getting out of classes. That’s always a plus. And the huge snowball fight on the drillfield was a blast. But other than that, I’m sick of it. I’m also tired of hearing about my highschool getting cancelled from the snow more times than when I was there. We maybe got out once or twice last year. They’re already at like 6, and it just turned February. Just stop already.

18th Birthday

Every year we all have one of these whether you want it to come or not. Birthdays can be filled with joy, heartache, boredom, sadness, celebration, and excitement. On Friday was my 18th and it was crazy. I started off the day with a stupid 8 am Engineering Workshop. I then had another class right after it, which was in fact English. After that I went straight to lunch with two of my best friends, Crystle and Mike. I took a shower, had Physics and goofed off a lot of the day. I had to clean though before my boyfriend, mom and step dad arrived. Crystle came over and we chilled in my room while I cleaned. Then around 5 o’clock Mike and the boys in Lee Hall begged me to come over so that they can give me their presents. They were all so nice and so excited for me because now I was legal. I was the only one there that wasn’t yet and they all treated me like a “youngin”, but in a good way. Mike got me freeze pops because he used to get them then he didn’t when we got back from break and I was upset. I love stealing them and eating them. Pink is my favorite for some reason. It’s so good. He also got me Laffy Taffy which I absolutely love, and Sour Patch Kids which are also very yummy. He got me this poster saying all these “shit” phrases; I love it! The title says: The Most Functional Word in the English Language and then under it it has all these phrases. It’s so funny. He also got me a few more little things. The other boys all got me cards which was so nice and sweet.

Crystle decided that she was going to give me a give everyday this past week up to my birthday starting last Sunday. It was so different but so much fun. It made me get excited for my birthday even more. On Sunday she gave me a pair of “going-out-earrings” which were very cute and from Charlotte Russe. On Monday I don’t remember what happened but she ended up giving me two presents on Tuesday. She gave me a necklace and another pair of earrings. They were both cute and perfect. Then on Thursday she gave me a nice warm scarf that I desperately needed due to the massive amounts of wind here at Tech. Then the next day she gave me a cute little clutch purse for going out. It’s this mini black purse shaped like one. I love it; it’s the perfect size. Then on the big day she gave me these massively tall sexy cheetah print high heels. They are definitely the highest I own now, but very hot.

My boyfriend got me a few mixed cd’s that I’ve asked for, a few gossip girl books, and an amazing present. He folded up this piece of paper into a heart and it says that I get to go on a shopping spree with him at a mall near our house. It’s the best present ever and I love it! I think it’s so cool. I’m so lucky. I love him. He’s so sweet to me.

All in all I had a great birthday. I love all my friends and family. I hope everyone else has a great day on their day! I sure had one.

This semester so far

So I’ll just start this semester off by writing about this semester so far. Actually I haven’t really gotten back into the swing yet. Yeah we aren’t technically on break anymore but I really haven’t had much work yet. I ended last semester stressed and aggravated and studying my ass off for finals. This first week was no comparison. It was filled with lollipops and gumdrops basically. We had a 4 day week, on Thursday and Friday we had classes cancelled, and I got to come back to this wonderful place. Last week was pretty fun for the most part. I found out I despise Wednesdays now. I absolutely hate them. No joke. Who allows people to schedule 5 classes or more on one day? It’s insane. But whatever. I guess I’ll deal. Um I know someone in almost all of my classes, so that’s pretty sweet. I’m still meeting more people though so it’s nice. I have my friends and I’m happy. My English class is awesome. I have all my favorite people in it  besides my best friend, but it’s ok. I guess I’m in a really good mood too because my birthday is coming up this Friday. Crystle (best friend) is planning on giving me one present everyday starting today so that’s exciting too. I’ll finally be legal. Yay! And this coming weekend I my dad’s coming down Thursday and Friday and mom is coming Friday and Saturday. Alex, my boyfriend, is coming for the entire weekend. So every day is going to be fun. I just got to get through Wednesday and the next four days after that are going to be great.
I still haven’t had all my classes so this week I’ll hopefully meet all my professors and classmates. I wish I didn’t have an 8 am on my birthday, but at least I end at a reasonable time (2:15). Then the rest of the day I’ll have with the people I love (boyfriend, best friend, parent 1 and parent 2 + “not”dad, and friends in Lee Hall). I will also be 18!! Ah I never get this excited about birthdays haha, but for some reason this one I am.