“In my group of friends the girls make the guys jizz in their pants”

So… This is something I heard this girl that’s a friend of a friend say randomly tonight. It just got me thinking: wow the things some people say. Haha. So I decided to talk about Overheard at VT.

There is this facebook group called Overheard at Vt and it’s a place where anyone (mostly VT students) post things that they overheard around campus. There’s all these things about dirty things people hear and they think it’s the funniest thing ever. All the stuff is pretty funny. I’ll give you some examples:
1. In Pritchard halls:

Girl: "I'm going through such a hard time and I just found out my sister lost her virginity..."

2. In West AJ
Guy 1: The race is the best place to take a date
Guy 2 : Why?
Guy 1: You drink and you can't hear anything she says

3. Girl on phone in Johnson:
"So at the game I was at last night, there were all these people with signs saying how tech should be in the N-double C-A"

4. right before a midterm, Guy 1:"So, this test lets out at 7:30, right?" Guy 2: "Yeah, man." Guy 1: "So, that means I can be drunk by 8. That works." Guy 2: "Dude, I'm gonna be drunk by 7:45."

5. Professor: "I may be big and fat, but I am smaller than an elephant. Well, except for the one in my office."

I tried to get some different ones on there, so you can see for yourself the different kinds of funny people here. If you haven’t been to the group or joined the group on facebook you definitely need to take a look. It’s a good laugh and I whenever I’m down, it cheers me up.

24

So my all time favorite tv show is 24. The show is a drama based on the central plot of CTU in the United States that is dealing with a terrorist attack in one way or another. CTU is the Central Terrorist Unit, so them being the main agency involved with the show makes sense. I love the suspense, plots, ideas, different characters, and the fact that every season has been different. I’ve been watching this show since the first season (and the eighth season is playing now), so I definitely know and have my favorite characters. Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer, is absolutely amazing in this show (he’s the main character). He creates the show; He is the show! I remember a few years ago he got convicted of a DUI, like his 3rd or something, so he had to go to jail, and the show couldn’t go on.

The show is so suspenseful I find myself on the edge of my seat yelling at the computer or tv (wherever I watch it) due to the events that happen. CTU tries to find the bad guys, with Jack Bauer’s help, and they never catch them until the 24th hour. Every episode is an hour, and there are 24 episodes, because there’s 24 hours in a day (duh). So the seasons are called “days” (This season is Day 8). All these things happen in one full day, and they never catch the bad guy until the day is finished. Sometimes the seasons start in the middle of the night. I feel so bad for the people in real life that has to deal with these kinds of intense situations.

Anyways, this season is the final season and I am so sad. I’m going to probably end up getting every season though so I can watch them over again, because the first one happened so long ago, I have no idea what the plot was. All I can remember is that the president gets shot in the first one (and he’s been my favorite president) and then in the second season his brother becomes president. There’s a lot of time in between the 5th and 6th section or 6th and 7th season because of Sutherland’s jail time, so the writers of the show created this plot of how Jack got stuck in China in a “concentration camp” (just like in the Holocaust except with Americans as the victims) for like 4-7 years I think. They only thought of this because the last season had Jack sailing off on a cargo ship that was going to China due to the fact that the Chinese captured him. It’s so sad when they capture him/ terrorize him. I hate the bloodiness/goriness of some torture scenes, but the show is known for it. It shows some of the stuff that actually goes on (not real footage but scenes that could possibly happen in torture).

I love the show so much, I never miss an episode. It’s hard to watch tv in college, so I usually wait to watch it online when I have time. BUT I NEVER MISS IT. I LOVE IT.

What happens when you lose your virginity? (Flarf)

Sex is perfectly normal except for herpes.

I'm curious to know what happens to you after you've just had sex
Does it hurt/bleed a lot during a mentral cycle?
Planned Parenthood is emotional when reading about having sexual intercourse for the first time
Can you loose your virginity horseback riding ?
Rip off my clothes and see what happens
What happens if you swallow semen?
What happens when you lose your penis?
This just happened:
An hour ago was your wedding
And you bled like an hour after
You may begin to stress out
I will not be making that mistake again.

If you lose it in your 20s, or 30s then this is a different case.
Your body hurts
You don’t know what to expect
You get ponchos
You bleed like a tight ring of muscles

Can you lose your virginity to a tampon?
What happens if you dont eat food only water for one whole week?

You always remember when the deed finally happens
Were you in Canada?
How about the 8 most likely places?
1. In World of Warcraft
2. Taiwan
3. While you sleep
4. Vegas
5. During a court date
6. At school
7. Confessional booth
8. Dad’s pool table
So what is it like?
Feeling like you’re going to puke?
Does your body feel flexible?
How does a vibrator make you not lose your virginity?
Let me tell you what happens when you squeeze, you're juice-less spine
You’ll be respected more
What happens when two bullets collide?
Did you pop your cherry?
Write to your boyfriend about the topic.
He will put you on house arrest.